There are consequences when you stop following the rule book.
Don't celebrate your new job before you have it.
Especially not by having a one-night stand with a star quarterback.
Don't sneak out of said star quarterback’s bedroom
the next morning.
You don’t know who you might run into in his kitchen.
Don’t lie to your potential boss.
Definitely don’t tell her the quarterback is your boyfriend.
Most important rule of all—don’t fall in love with your fake boyfriend.